restricted - shyari

• Badi hasrat thi ki kholein unki salwaar ka nara, Sanam ki berukhi dekho ki nangey hi chale aye, Wah wah wah

• Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai, Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai, Hausla rakh, channel na badal, SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai

• Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho, Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho, Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho, Baap tu bane to Mehanat meri ho!

• Kya aap SEX karte hai, Kya aap CONDOM use karte hain, Kya aap AIDS se darte hai, To aap HATH se Q nahi karte hai, HATH chale to AIDS tale.

• Door gaon mein ek basti thi, Wahan ki ladkiyan bahut sasti thi, Unki ga#d mein itni masti thi, Jitna dalo utna hasti thi., But why r u smiling?

• Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA.

• Arz kiya hai: I am a dog and u r a flower, gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower, so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!

• Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app pe barse, har koi aapke sath sone ko tarse, aapke jeevan me aaye itni ladkiyan, ki app CHADDI pahen ne ko tarse.